Who the "fuck" forgot my invitation? Rodolphus, Rodo--I will sincerely kill you if you forget again.
Life out of school is so fricking boring, and this "death eater will take over the world crap" is way out of line, we just want mudbloods and halfbloods off the face of the earth.
Did you guys read about those muggles so freaked out that day at the station. Hehe! One of them wet themselves when they were killed...I cracked up!